10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake