10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.