10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester