10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth