10 Random Poker Quotes

Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
You have to piss with the dick you have
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
in the poker game of life women are the rake
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts