10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester