10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977