10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.