10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.