10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright