10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003