10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.