10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is for loners.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss