10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."