10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm