10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.