10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob