10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.