10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water