10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.