10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain