10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson