10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake