10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi