10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is