10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.