10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?