10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear