10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker