10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd