10 Random Poker Quotes

There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Fook the floosh droo!
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery