10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A