10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.