10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP