10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Those eggs smell delicious!