10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"