10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders