10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)