10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus