10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.