10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.