10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."