10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."