10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.