10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• It's Free To Fold...