10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.