10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury