10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."