10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway