10 Random Poker Quotes

"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Those eggs smell delicious!
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant